New site, new blog

So here it is, my new blog on my new site. If I'm honest I'm not actually sure what I'm going to write here. It will probably be a combination of deep and profound explorations of the human psyche and fart jokes. But mostly fart jokes.

As I type this, I just got an email with some exciting news, but I'm sworn to secrecy until the official announcement. But never fear; when the official go-ahead is given I won't ever shut up about it, so consider these next few days of silence a gift from me.

Anyway, welcome to the new site and feel free to explore. And be sure to check out my etsy store where you can participate in the soul-destroying charade that is capitalism and give me money for stuff. It's just my short stores right now, but I hope to fill it with a varied range of objets f 'art (nailed it).

I have the honour to be your obedient servant,
Tristan Alice